Can Fat Guys Get Laid? Gentlemen, I sure as hell would rather be fat than ugly If you really wanted to you could take the weight off if you felt you had too Remember Elvis Presley He got laid when he could get it up! I am sure you have heard of Elvis Preston King…The man gets laid by more hot babes than any man on the planet!!! Kick this around, the new king is carrying about 30 to 40 pounds extra, ...

Beer Bellied Geeks and Girls What do they have in common? If a beer bellied geek doesn’t know how to create attraction…Nothing…Not a thing…If a beer bellied geek can some how create attraction he will have his little dream girls eating out of his handIn the West and especially in the USA women and girls don’t have much consideration for the poor beer bellied geeks feelings This careless abuse by women can destroy a man’s confidence for lifeMy advice to ...

Bachelor uses Billboard to Get Dates! SALT LAKE CITY - Friends say Lance Archibald is a tall, handsome former college basketball player and graduate of Harvard business schoolHe’s also still single at 31, and so they’re hoping to speed things up with a billboard and Web site“I’m Lance, Let’s go out!” reads the billboard on an interstate near Lindon, about 40 miles south of Salt Lake CityNot a bad marketing strategy I am in favor of anything that can speed ...

Are You Happier Drinking Beer With Your Buddies than Getting Are You Happier Drinking Beer With Your Buddies than Getting Laid?This is the king of seduction speaking Needless to say I do not sit around drinking beer with my buddies Number one I do not have a buddy and number two if I did we wouldn’t be sitting around drinking beer we would be out picking up chicks My name is Elvis Preston King and I pick up and seduce ...

Are You an Older Man Miserable With Your Sex Life? I am talking about men between 40 and 65 more or less I know men who have been married for forty miserable years to the wrong woman I know men who are co-dependent on the old bag of their nightmaresHave you lost that loving feeling with the same old wife? Does her sex drive not match yours any more? But, would you want to have sex with the fat old ...

Are You a Dirty Old Man Looking For Dream Girls Galore? How would you like to have 1000 girlfriends?Common problems for older men who love young girls:Where to find them? How to pick them up? How to seduce them?Are you a distinguished older gentleman who finds it difficult to pick up sexy young girls? Have you always loved sexy young, beautiful girls, but never got your fair share!!“My name is Elvis Preston King I am an expert at picking up ...

Are You a Rich Shy Guy who Can’t Pick up Girls? Problem solvedHi, I am Elvis Preston King I hold the world record of the most girlfriends of any man on the planet! I am an expert at picking up and seducing young girls I seduce one to three new girls everyday of the year and I love it I have over 1000 sexy young girlfriends (no Pros) 18 to 22 years old I have slept with over 3000 girls ...

Are You a Wussie Who Can’t Get Laid? Are you a Mr Nice Guy? Are you trying to convince her you are the man?Are you sucking up and bowing down to your dream queen?Are you following her around on shopping excursions like a little lost puppy dog?I suppose you’re buying her gifts too?Do you tell her you love her on the second date?Do you believe Elvis Preston King gets all his girls with his looks and his MONEY?Did you buy ...