Coffee Is Health Food

That’s right! Turns out that your daily cup of Joe is rich in health giving anti-oxidents Scientists now believe that coffee has the same benefits as eating a big, giant basket of vegetables and fruits, maybe even a couple of baskets Recent studies have shown all of this recently

I’ll tell you it’s quite a relief to me, since I kind of thought that my coffee habit would’ve been considered bad and I really wasn’t about to give it up even if Einstein had come back from the dead and told me it caused war, famine and plague That would’ve been just too bad, because I’m too much of a grouch in the morning without it

This isn’t just a theory on my part, either At a former job of mine, people wouldn’t even talk to me until they had verified that I’d had my coffee They would come up to me with a question, hesitate, then ask: “Have you had your coffee yet?” If I said ‘no’ they would tell me to ‘never mind’ and walk off It took me a while to figure out that it was probably because I was unbearable otherwise After realizing this, I was hurt, and troubled that co-workers thought I was unpleasant Then it occurred to me that this might not be such a bad thing, because inevitably the question they’d be bringing me was some problem or other and if I never admitted that I’d had coffee, they would go away and so would the problem

It worked like a dream For awhile Then they would just go get me my coffee for me and then pester me with whatever they wanted me to deal with

Where I work now, I alway make the coffee in the morning It’s such an easy and cheap way to bring joy into so many peoples’ lives And I’m all about joy

About the Author

Steve Sommers is the author of Breakfast with the Antichrist

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